Makin' My Way Downtown

Hi, my name's Zaf. What's up? My memory only lasts 10 seconds. I love bacon and eggs. Oh, did I mention my name's Zaf? What's up? My memory only lasts 10 seconds. I love bacon and eggs.


Woops.

I uninstalled Norton since it effed up my keygens and cracks. Hahaha. Then it slowed my computer a bit since Norton scans the program first before launching it. Stupid. Paired with a “security-paranoid” Win 7, it normally takes me minutes before a program opens (i.e. Word or Mozilla).

So I uninstalled Norton and downloaded Bitdefender. The first Bitdefender I installed was a trial version, so I searched for a working license number, but ended up empty-handed. So I searched for a torrent of the same antivirus. I was able to download one but it was in Spanish. Fuckin’ Spanish.

I installed it nevertheless. And then I found out that the keygen that came with the torrent was fake. Nothing worked. I tried several times (and when I say several, I mean a hundred or so. Haha.) but still nothing. So I decided to uninstall it since I wouldn’t want my (another) trial antivirus in Spanish.

But the demonic program won’t uninstall. Crap. Then my system started to fuck up, with various dialog boxes popping like shrooms, saying that the driver is not compatible with my shitty Win 7 OS. I downloaded a Win XP installer (iso format), mounted the image using Daemon tools, and discovered upon installation that the Win XP version I downloaded was the bootable one. Son of a fuckin’ gun. I don’t have a blank CD with me, and the nearest CD-R King is outside of the village. Crap.

If this is the case, I might as well buy an installer instead of burning this shit on a CD. My flash drive’s capacity is only 128mb, used for the sole purpose of saving my documents in it, and nothing more. The size of the Win XP installer is about 500mb, more or less.

I want to change my OS badly.

Oh Bill, Bill, Bill. Fix my laptop, please? It’s fucked up.

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